SLAPPED OUT WITH A DILDO AT THE DUMP :)

HELLO EVERYONE HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE STORY ABOUT MY LIFE YESTERDAY I WORKED AT A TEMPORARY LABOR AGENCY WHICH PROVIDES WORK TO PEOPLE THROUGH A SERVICE THEY'VE CREATED TO HELP, YOU GO TO THE OFFICE IN THE MORNING SAY 6 A.M SIT THEIR UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU A JOB, A  BUSINESS PHONES IN IF THEY ARE SHORT STAFFED THAT DAY ETC. SO ANYWAY I ENDED UP WORKING AT OUR LOCAL DUMP I WAS SENT THEIR WITH 14 OTHER PEOPLE FROM LABOR READY. OUR JOB WAS TO PICK UP GARBAGE THAT BLOWS FROM THE DUMP INTO THE PUBLIC ROADS SURROUNDING THE DUMP/LANDFILL WHATEVER, OH AND THE METHANE GAS SMELL WAS LOVELY AND I FORGOT TO MENTION THE COVERALLS THEY PROVIDED THE GUYS WITH WERE LOVELY:) THESE COVERALLS TO ME LOOKED AS THOUGH THEY HADN'T BEEN WASHED IN A CENTURY SO I PASSED ON THE COVERALLS LOL, EVERYONE ELSE DIDN'T, KEEP IN MIND WE ARE WORKING IN A DUMP, WIND BLOWING LIKE CRAZY, GARBAGE TRUCKS DUMPING HUGE LOADS OF EVERYONE'S TRASH AROUND WHILE THE WIND BLOWS THE SHIT,BAGS WHATEVER TOWARDS US? SO NOW THAT I GOT THAT PART OF THE STORY OUT OF THE WAY WE ARE GIVEN GARBAGE PICKERS,BAGS AND TOLD TO WALK AROUND PICKING UP LOOSE GARBAGE TO PREVENT IT FROM BLOWING ONTO THE ROADS SO WE WORK, THE DAY GOES ON AND ONE OF THE GUYS I M WORKING WITH LAYS ON A ROCK AND SLEEPS LOL, SO ANOTHER GUY WORKING FINDS A DILDO, I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT IN THE DUMP YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT TURNS UP, SO HE PROCEEDS TO TAKE THE DILDO THAT HE JUST FOUND AT THE DUMP,COVERED IN MUD WHO KNOWS WHAT AND SLAPS BUDDY SLEEPING ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT LIKE CRAZY HARD LOL, HE WAKES UP AND HAS NO CLUE WHAT HAPPENED BESIDES HIS FACE HURT WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT HIM AND THEN THE GUY WITH THE DILDO STICKS IT IN BUDDIES MOUTH, HE LOOSES IT FREAKS OUT AND BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF THE OTHER GUY THEN THEY BOTH GET SENT HOME AND THE DILDO BOY GETS FIRED, HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY STORY OF THE DAY. P.E.A.C.E 2014